Monday, November 24, 2008

ooh, you touch my tra la la/ mmm, my ding ding dong

Stupid Contemporary Issues class. Time-wasting. I'm basically forced to share a room with a bunch of bimboes and himboes who think they've got it all and know it all. They probably do but guess what? They still suck anyway. Bastards. Hearing them debate their point is like watching bucketfuls of shit dry up; it's excruciatingly smelly, and it's a long process to get over with.

Even if today all we have to do is do research on maternity leave and whatnot... guess what, I don't fucking care. In the first place people ought to wonder why they want to spend nine painful months giving birth to yet another spoilt brat who does nothing but help speed up apocalypse with his/her/its wasteful ways, when there are MILLIONS of little kids in many parts of the world who don't have anyone to care for them or help meet their basic needs and could do with more love and concern.

Oh well. That aside. I've been happy these days. My creature comforts are met. My traditionally-girlie concerns are met. My superficial trashy needs are met. Ahh.

What actually surprisingly makes me happy: NEW CLOTHES!

I don't know why. Am I succumbing to some stereotypical female identity? Maybe I am. If not why am I ridiculously happy when I buy clothes?! I love clothes. Well, some of them. Not everything. I love long-sleeved three-tone stripey tees. I love acrylic-knit hooded shirts and cotton-knit button up cardigans (I'm allergic to wool). I even love glittery gold bikinis and leopard print thongs 8O

No srsly here's what happened.

Mom and Fangying walk past lingerie store having some crazy sale going on.

Mom: I dare you to go in and buy a thong.

Fangying: Sure.

[Walks in and picks out a trashy leopard print thong.]

But I can haz kunfeshun.
































































AYE LAIKE EET.

I even wanted to buy the said glittery gold bikini but the salesgirl said it won't cover me enough O_O

Oh well. The only thing that pisses me off now.

WHY CAN'T I WEAR 'EM NOW?!

And every night at 2AM
I wonder why can't you lie close to me