ooh, you touch my tra la la/ mmm, my ding ding dong
Stupid Contemporary Issues class. Time-wasting. I'm basically forced to share a room with a bunch of bimboes and himboes who think they've got it all and know it all. They probably do but guess what? They still suck anyway. Bastards. Hearing them debate their point is like watching bucketfuls of shit dry up; it's excruciatingly smelly, and it's a long process to get over with.
Even if today all we have to do is do research on maternity leave and whatnot... guess what, I don't fucking care. In the first place people ought to wonder why they want to spend nine painful months giving birth to yet another spoilt brat who does nothing but help speed up apocalypse with his/her/its wasteful ways, when there are MILLIONS of little kids in many parts of the world who don't have anyone to care for them or help meet their basic needs and could do with more love and concern.
Oh well. That aside. I've been happy these days. My creature comforts are met. My traditionally-girlie concerns are met. My superficial trashy needs are met. Ahh.
What actually surprisingly makes me happy: NEW CLOTHES!
I don't know why. Am I succumbing to some stereotypical female identity? Maybe I am. If not why am I ridiculously happy when I buy clothes?! I love clothes. Well, some of them. Not everything. I love long-sleeved three-tone stripey tees. I love acrylic-knit hooded shirts and cotton-knit button up cardigans (I'm allergic to wool). I even love glittery gold bikinis and leopard print thongs 8O
No srsly here's what happened.
Mom and Fangying walk past lingerie store having some crazy sale going on.
Mom: I dare you to go in and buy a thong.
Fangying: Sure.
[Walks in and picks out a trashy leopard print thong.]
But I can haz kunfeshun.
AYE LAIKE EET.
I even wanted to buy the said glittery gold bikini but the salesgirl said it won't cover me enough O_O
Oh well. The only thing that pisses me off now.
WHY CAN'T I WEAR 'EM NOW?!
And every night at 2AM I wonder why can't you lie close to me
[fangying] [8:46 AM]
Wednesday, November 12, 2008
one 1 LTW achieved!
Finally, the one thing I've wanted to watch since I was a kid...
SINGIN' IN THE RAIN!
I just watched it in Intro to Film.
And I love it to bits.
Now new goal: FIND TEH DVD AND SOUNDTRACK.
WHEE!
[fangying] [11:52 AM]
:Ø
HOLY DUMB FUCK
Life is so easy there's no more thrill
All the hype's over something that's so ridiculously simple and uncomplicated
Human beings. Making mountains out of molehills.
Like a small test is a life/death situation. Get over it. Your lives are worth more than a stupid test.
I live in a world full of fucktards. I am a fucktard myself. An ex-fucktard.
There's just no point in making things seem larger than they truly are.
There's just no point in brooding over things that will change. If you don't like it, change it.
I was once convinced I was too stupid for the world. Too dumb for the world. Even too abnormal for the world.
But now, I realise, I'm not stupid. They're not stupid. Nobody's really stupid.
It's just choice.
[fangying] [9:09 AM]
Tuesday, November 11, 2008
why?
WHY?
Why Prop 8?
what have you got against gay marriage?
You wouldn't want to kill me, would you? You wouldn't want to kill me if one day I met you on the street With a lady in my arms and tattoos on my skin You wouldn't shoot me would you?
[fangying] [11:29 AM]
Saturday, November 8, 2008
nice meme i feel like doing. (is there ever a meme i don't feel like doing? lol. probably the boring ones. heck, this is one very long post title.)
This is a meme I very ungraciously stole from my classmate Esther while I was bloghopping >: D enjoy!
1. Are you slowly drifting away from someone close? It's sad, but at this stage where everyone I knew in secondary school have more or less settled down in their new environments, I think yes, to a certain extent.
2. When was the last time you felt unbearably guilty? Hmm. I'm not that good with the "When was the last time..." questions.
3. How is life going for you right now? Good, good. A little stagnant, yes, but good. Generally.
4. When was the last time you held someone’s hand? I hold hands a lot with my grandma or my mom. But if you're looking at something non-relative... hmm whenever's the last time I meet Wei Ning.
5. Who can you tell everything to? Wei Ning and Clarice!
6. Who was the last person you talked to on MSN? As of now, it's Clarice.
7. Last words you spoke? "Pass me one tomato, please? Thank you!!"
8. Have you ever kissed anyone who's name started with a C? n_n I'd love to.
9. How do you feel about gay marriage? ALL FOR IT! Love is love and if you want a marriage to seal it, there's no need to bother about sexual orientation.
10. What is the next concert you're going to? THE NEXT LP CONCERT! XD
11. Can you play guitar hero? I'd love to, though chances are I'd mess it up.
12. Do you like someone? ;D
13. Is any part of your body sore? My right knee, my left thumb...nail, my elbows from leaning against the dining table for as long as I'm online, and my gonads from not having sex (LOL).
14. Who was your last text from? Text i.e. SMS, is Yong Hao.
15. What is the last movie you watched in theaters? Movie theatre, it's The Love Guru. I'd much rather the Preview Theatre in NP though. It's The Usual Suspects. Fucking nice movie. First of its kind that I actually like.
16. What do you currently hear? Generic fridge noise, generic fan whirring, generic typing tapping.
17. Who did you kiss this year at midnight? NOOOUUUUBADEH.
18. Who did you last share a bed with? Last night, with my mom.
What? Nothing incestuous okay. Dirty-minded sluts. It's just that I've no other space to sleep except my mom's bed, aight?
19. Do fish have feelings? Yes.
20. What do you currently smell like? Blocked nose, unable to smell.
21. How old do you think you will be when you finally have kids? ∞
22. Would you rather watch football or baseball? I've never watched baseball or American football, but football as in soccer, well yes. Perhaps. I'd watch FIFA World Cup n_n
23. Missing someone right now? Yup!
24. What's the strangest fact about you? My nose is never blocked when there's a stench to smell -_-"
25. Where is your number one person on your friends list? In my heart, most probably.
26. How much money do you have on you? $0.
27. Do you sleep naked? Sometimes, but now rarely since I'm losing my privacy here.
30. Do you speak another language other than English? Mandarin.
31. What made you happy today? The potato and soy chicken curry my grandma cooked for me for lunch and the two packets of instant vegetarian beehoon soup I made for myself at dinner. It's great being a vegetarian for these two reasons!
32. Do you have a crush on anyone? n_n
33. If so, how long have you liked them for? Two months or so? Lost track of time.
34. Do they like you? I've no way of knowing unless I become extremely upfront... in which case I might end up upsetting the whole thing.
35. What's something you enjoy? Eating. What a joyful activity. Who gives a shit about the scales.
36. Where and who did your last hug take place? On Halloween, I think.
37. Did you cry today? OH I CRIED 'CAUSE I WAS SO FUCKING BORED DOING MY IS SHIT AHH WAAH WAAH WAHH WAHH WAAAHHHH
38. Need to get something off your chest? What, my boobs? No!! I just got upgraded (by nature) and no way am I giving it up.
Alright. Yes as I have mentioned. Life is great when you're vegetarian n__n Somehow, after being vegetarian, I just had a renewed interest in food. It's like I'm discovering a whole lot more about what I put in my mouth than I used to. And its effects, oh boy. Tell me about those WTF-inducing vegetarian myths man.
1: VEGETARIANS ARE MALNNUTRITIONED AND SKINNY AND PALE Well, those you out there who think like this should look at me. Am I skinny? No, even though I've dropped a few pounds, it's not even enough to consider that a major weight loss. Pale? No. Not one bit. Malnutritioned? I think I'm more healthy than I was in my meat-eating days. Rule of thumb, eat a wide variety and you're good to go.
2: VEGETARIAN FOOD IS LIMITED AND EVERYTHING TASTES HORRIBLE Only true if you're attempting to eat a wholesome, satisfying meal in NP. Outside the confines of NP, however, there's a piece of vegetarian paradise everywhere I go man. Nearly every hawker centre or food court has one vegetarian stall, if not I often just settle for fried carrot cake (lard used in this eggy dish has been phased out a long time ago, and I'm ovo-lacto vegetarian so I can take eggs). Most shopping malls have either Subway, Pastamania or something like that where I will always have something to eat; Pastamania, in particular, has some very nice vegetarian pastas and its minestrone is vegetarian too. Even at home, my grandmother stocks my household partial freezer with tofu dogs, soy ham and mock meat along with the usual vegetables and mushrooms my family already eats by the ton every week (we are very vegetable-loving people). So don't worry, there is simply no shortage of good food for me.
3: The WORST one I've ever heard— VEGETARIAN GIRLS ALWAYS HAVE TINY BOOBIES AND YOUR BOOBS SHRINK FROM BECOMING VEGETARIAN HELLO! WHAT THE FUCK. Vegetarian girls, if you will, come in as many shapes and sizes as other sorts of girls do, okay. I, for one, have not seen any shrinkage as far as cup size goes, and sure my underbust has dropped a little, but get your facts right a drop in underbust + no change in cup size = MY BOOBS GOT BIGGER YOU MORON. And in relation to that, if you must know, all the womanly stuff that follow ARE NOT AFFECTED as long as you maintain a healthy, varied diet as a vegetarian.
So there. Vegetarian Myths, busted by yours truly!
[fangying] [9:36 PM]
Thursday, November 6, 2008
just so i show i care about my blog baby
AH WANNA BARACK YOUR WORLD BAAAAYYYYBEEEHHHH!!!
LIVIN IN A WHITE HOUSE HEARTLAND OF AMERICA WE HAD SOME BEERS AND WE SHARED SOME LAUGHS YOU SWORE ME IN SLOWLY INTO YOUR PENTAGON AND I SHOWED YOU THE MEANING OF "CHIEF OF STAFF"
MY THREE COLORS ARE RED WHITE AND BLUE AND THERE'S ONLY ONE THING I WANNA DO TO YOU I WANNA BARACK YOUR WORLD..
PEOPLE TALK ABOUT TAXES GAS PRICES AND BEING GREEN WAGIN' WARS IN COUNTRIES OVERSEAS ALL I KNOW FOR SURE IS BABY IF YOU WERE MY IRAQ I'D NEVER PULL OUT IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN
MY THREE COLORS ARE RED WHITE AND BLUE I'M GONNA SHOOT MY LOVE ALL OVER YOU
I WANNA BARACK YOUR WORLD, BABY I WANNA STICK MY "BALLOT" INTO YOUR "BOX" I WANNA OBADAMIZE YOU, LADY YOUR OVAL OFFICE IS SO SWEET SECRET SERVICING MY MEAT
I WANNA BARACK YOUR WORLD, BABY I WANNA STICK MY "BALLOT" INTO YOUR "BOX" I WANNA OBADAMIZE YOU, LADY DON'T TELL ME NO MORE LIES YOU'VE GOT A WEAPON OF MASS DESTRUCTION BETWEEN YOUR THIGHS