Saturday, November 8, 2008

nice meme i feel like doing. (is there ever a meme i don't feel like doing? lol. probably the boring ones. heck, this is one very long post title.)

This is a meme I very ungraciously stole from my classmate Esther while I was bloghopping >: D enjoy!

1. Are you slowly drifting away from someone close?
It's sad, but at this stage where everyone I knew in secondary school have more or less settled down in their new environments, I think yes, to a certain extent.

2. When was the last time you felt unbearably guilty?
Hmm. I'm not that good with the "When was the last time..." questions.

3. How is life going for you right now?
Good, good. A little stagnant, yes, but good. Generally.

4. When was the last time you held someone’s hand?
I hold hands a lot with my grandma or my mom. But if you're looking at something non-relative... hmm whenever's the last time I meet Wei Ning.

5. Who can you tell everything to?
Wei Ning and Clarice!

6. Who was the last person you talked to on MSN?
As of now, it's Clarice.

7. Last words you spoke?
"Pass me one tomato, please? Thank you!!"

8. Have you ever kissed anyone who's name started with a C?
n_n I'd love to.

9. How do you feel about gay marriage?
ALL FOR IT! Love is love and if you want a marriage to seal it, there's no need to bother about sexual orientation.

10. What is the next concert you're going to?
THE NEXT LP CONCERT! XD

11. Can you play guitar hero?
I'd love to, though chances are I'd mess it up.

12. Do you like someone?
;D

13. Is any part of your body sore?
My right knee, my left thumb...nail, my elbows from leaning against the dining table for as long as I'm online, and my gonads from not having sex (LOL).

14. Who was your last text from?
Text i.e. SMS, is Yong Hao.

15. What is the last movie you watched in theaters?
Movie theatre, it's The Love Guru. I'd much rather the Preview Theatre in NP though. It's The Usual Suspects. Fucking nice movie. First of its kind that I actually like.

16. What do you currently hear?
Generic fridge noise, generic fan whirring, generic typing tapping.

17. Who did you kiss this year at midnight?
NOOOUUUUBADEH.

18. Who did you last share a bed with?
Last night, with my mom.

What? Nothing incestuous okay. Dirty-minded sluts. It's just that I've no other space to sleep except my mom's bed, aight?

19. Do fish have feelings?
Yes.

20. What do you currently smell like?
Blocked nose, unable to smell.

21. How old do you think you will be when you finally have kids?
∞

22. Would you rather watch football or baseball?
I've never watched baseball or American football, but football as in soccer, well yes. Perhaps. I'd watch FIFA World Cup n_n

23. Missing someone right now?
Yup!

24. What's the strangest fact about you?
My nose is never blocked when there's a stench to smell -_-"

25. Where is your number one person on your friends list?
In my heart, most probably.

26. How much money do you have on you?
$0.

27. Do you sleep naked?
Sometimes, but now rarely since I'm losing my privacy here.

28. Favorite colors?
Earthy, muted colours, greyscales.

29. Do you burn easily in the sun?
Nope.

30. Do you speak another language other than English?
Mandarin.

31. What made you happy today?
The potato and soy chicken curry my grandma cooked for me for lunch and the two packets of instant vegetarian beehoon soup I made for myself at dinner. It's great being a vegetarian for these two reasons!

32. Do you have a crush on anyone?
n_n

33. If so, how long have you liked them for?
Two months or so? Lost track of time.

34. Do they like you?
I've no way of knowing unless I become extremely upfront... in which case I might end up upsetting the whole thing.

35. What's something you enjoy?
Eating. What a joyful activity. Who gives a shit about the scales.

36. Where and who did your last hug take place?
On Halloween, I think.

37. Did you cry today?
OH I CRIED 'CAUSE I WAS SO FUCKING BORED DOING MY IS SHIT AHH WAAH WAAH WAHH WAHH WAAAHHHH

38. Need to get something off your chest?
What, my boobs? No!! I just got upgraded (by nature) and no way am I giving it up.

Alright. Yes as I have mentioned. Life is great when you're vegetarian n__n Somehow, after being vegetarian, I just had a renewed interest in food. It's like I'm discovering a whole lot more about what I put in my mouth than I used to. And its effects, oh boy. Tell me about those WTF-inducing vegetarian myths man.

1: VEGETARIANS ARE MALNNUTRITIONED AND SKINNY AND PALE
Well, those you out there who think like this should look at me. Am I skinny? No, even though I've dropped a few pounds, it's not even enough to consider that a major weight loss. Pale? No. Not one bit. Malnutritioned? I think I'm more healthy than I was in my meat-eating days. Rule of thumb, eat a wide variety and you're good to go.

2: VEGETARIAN FOOD IS LIMITED AND EVERYTHING TASTES HORRIBLE
Only true if you're attempting to eat a wholesome, satisfying meal in NP. Outside the confines of NP, however, there's a piece of vegetarian paradise everywhere I go man. Nearly every hawker centre or food court has one vegetarian stall, if not I often just settle for fried carrot cake (lard used in this eggy dish has been phased out a long time ago, and I'm ovo-lacto vegetarian so I can take eggs). Most shopping malls have either Subway, Pastamania or something like that where I will always have something to eat; Pastamania, in particular, has some very nice vegetarian pastas and its minestrone is vegetarian too. Even at home, my grandmother stocks my household partial freezer with tofu dogs, soy ham and mock meat along with the usual vegetables and mushrooms my family already eats by the ton every week (we are very vegetable-loving people). So don't worry, there is simply no shortage of good food for me.

3: The WORST one I've ever heard— VEGETARIAN GIRLS ALWAYS HAVE TINY BOOBIES AND YOUR BOOBS SHRINK FROM BECOMING VEGETARIAN
HELLO! WHAT THE FUCK. Vegetarian girls, if you will, come in as many shapes and sizes as other sorts of girls do, okay. I, for one, have not seen any shrinkage as far as cup size goes, and sure my underbust has dropped a little, but get your facts right a drop in underbust + no change in cup size = MY BOOBS GOT BIGGER YOU MORON. And in relation to that, if you must know, all the womanly stuff that follow ARE NOT AFFECTED as long as you maintain a healthy, varied diet as a vegetarian.

So there. Vegetarian Myths, busted by yours truly!