Monday, September 29, 2008

two weeks in tianjin!

HAAAAAAYYYYYYYYY This is Rin Fangying Lepolting flom Tianjin... in honol of the wondelfur Engrish I have encounteled so fal in my few houls in China I sharr use "L"s in prace of "R"s and "R"s in prace of "L"s. Because it's just herra fun.

Upon allivar the tempelatule is gleat at 19 deglees cersius but the ail is shittingry porruted so you can't see shit. And needress to say the ail smerrs bad. Vely, vely, vely, vely, vely bad. So smerry untir I armost got knocked out when I reft the ailpolt buirding and took a whiff of the ail.

TEDA is the prace whele my fathel cullentry rives and wolks. Appalentry it's not as lemote as I thought it wourd be. Thele's Tesco, lestaulants, cafés, hoters, palks and a vely pink sex shop. My fathel wolks in this buirding that rooks rike a UFO (Unidentified Frying Object) on a pedestar.

Hele I sharr plovide a grossaly of commonry-used Engrish wolds in Tianjin.

AIRPRANE - A frying object peopre tlaver in flom countly to countly.
TEWBEWRENCE - Viorent ol unsteady movement of ail.
FAYSEN EURR SEETBERLTS - A command used by ail stewaldesses to make you stlap youlserf to the seats of the abovementioned frying object, especiarry when the second-mentioned cilcumstance happens. Which does happen arot, in case you ale wondeling.
HAVE A PREASEN JARNEE - A vely crichéd phlase used aftel evely singre announcement on the airprane. Even aftel youl joulney has ended.
DESING SCHOOL - A vely speciar type of Design Schoor that onry exists in TEDA.

(Rist is exhaustive, wirr keep updating.)

ROR!