I've been having very weird and bizarre dreams recently. Probably the product of one daydream too many in lectures and all.
Once. I dreamt of MDM LAU. Yes. THE Mdm Lau from Ye Olde School. It was damn freaky to be honest. I dreamt I was at the FMS lift lobby waiting for the fucking slow lift to come to the 1st floor. Then the lift door opened and there stood old, wrinkly, pasty-faced Mdm Lau with the odd little wicker-basket full of marker pens smiling at me. And I said “刘老师，午安”... and in her usual fashion, she said, "早，早！" even though I clearly said good afternoon in Mandarin.
Another time. I dreamt Vondy had babies. TONS of babies. That one would've been cute, but the babies drove me insane by firstly, coming by the hundreds, secondly, leaving my poor Vondy so exhausted from all the labour, and lastly, for running off the edge of the bed and falling to the floor EVERY SINGLE DAMN SECOND. They were OVERFLOWING. Oh god. I wanted to wake up so bad.
And then I have other dreams so sexual FREAKY that I don't think it should be publicised. TOO FREAKY!! LOL.
I think at the end of it you readers are the ones who are more freaked out than me. : P