I'm so bored. It's so late. I'm so awake. So I surfed around for quizzes to do and Mr Lin Weijie has one, right there, front page news on his blog. So I stole it and there you go. (Technically I can since the fifth person he tagged was "anyone who got nothing better to do with their life")
Just a pre-quiz warning, since I reviewed it and realised there are some stupid N/A questions IMHO, I'm going to fill those with shit answers. You will know a shit answer when you see one.
READY?!
(Rules last because I LIKE IT HAHAHA)
Starting time: 3:57AM
Name: Fangying
Sisters: 1 (imaginary)
Brothers: 2 (non-existent half the time... oops one just came home.)
Shoe size: 5 to 7 (depends on temperature, I have rubber feet)
Height: a very gloriously tall one-hundred and fifty-six centimetres
Where do you live: "I live on a bus!" (quote thanks to Rob Bourdon! XD)
Favourite drinks: currently I feel like plain water.
Favourite breakfast: pure solid coffee.
Have you ever been on a plane?: duh. I was on the plane when I was a foetus. For more details just talk to me and I will tell you why.
Swam in the ocean: Fuck you.
Fallen asleep at school: ALL THE FUCKING TIME. I don't think my Sec 4 teachers have ever seen me with my eyes fully dilated before.
Broken someone’s heart: Fuck you, your heart broken, my problem ah? But honestly, no. I'm so nice!! *halo*
Fell off your chair: Amazingly, of all the feats of clumsiness I have ever done, this is one I've never remembered doing. I will, however, no lack of opportunities in the near future.
Sat by the phone all night waiting for someone to call: I was waiting for the bogeyman to call me... LOL
Saved e-mails: Is it considered "saved" if I just have never bothered deleting emails? I mean, come on, I save all I want when I have SIX BLOODY GIGABYTES of storage and not many people mailing me anyway.
What is your room like: Disgusting pink walls, unsightly cracks on ceiling, half-destroyed parquet, super-single bed with extra-springy mattress, old wooden desk, old wooden bookshelves, old wooden cabinet, old wooden closet, many old stuff with cobwebs clinging all over, basically remnants of a lost childhood I can't be bothered to clean up.
What’s right beside you: Bunch o' crap like tissue. Papers. Books. Calendar. Wires. Pens. Envelopes. Etc.
What is the last thing you ate: Vegetarian mixed rice. (Yes, I have progressed to semi-vegetarianism, got a problem with that, huh? Huh? HUH?! CARNIVORE?!?!?!)
Ever had chicken pox: Duh. If you have a chance, go behind me, and lift up my shirt. You can see lots of weird dots all over my back. You can also see scars on my arms.
Sore throat: Nursing one now, a week before a play WTF.
Stitches: Oh, yesssss, I have stitches around my neck because someone performed a lobotomy on me before, shame aobut this fugly head that got transplanted on my holy neck.
Broken nose: Fuck you. My nose so short and flat, how to break?
Do you believe in love at first sight: Fuck you, never been in love, how the fuck I know!
Like picnics: No. Fucking ants. Fucking lousy Singapore weather. Fucking everything. Fucking picnics.
Who was/were the last person/people you danced with: *conjures old memories of old days in dance troupe* FUCK YOU!!
Last made you smile: Tourette's Guy on YouTube. "YOU'RE GROUNDED!! 'CAUSE YOU DON'T THINK IT SOUNDS LIKE A CHEWBACCA TAKING A SHIT!!"
You last yelled at: Invisible audience at rehearsal. (Tomorrow I'm probably gonna yell at my SW lecturer, but that's in the future)
Today did you:
Talk to someone you like: Fuck you!
Kissed anyone: Fuck you!
Get sick: I'M FUCKING SICK RIGHT NOW WHAT DO YOU THINK HUH FUCK YOU!!
Miss someone: Fuck you!
Eat: As of today, i.e., 2nd June, FUCK YOU I HAVENT AND I AM FUCKIN HUNGRY I WANT FOOD NOW!! FUCK YOU!
Best feeling in the world: Just yelling "Fuck you!!" at everyone. Like right now. Really feels good. So good, it's almost orgasmic!
Do you sleep with stuffed animals: HOW ABOUT STUFFED PHALLIC SHAPES, HUH, HUH? FUCK YOU!
What’s under your bed: Cobwebs.
Who do you really hate: Let's see. Matthew Ng, I just find him annoying. Ow, she's a thing of the past, sure I hate her, but well, I kinda forgot about her already. Sharpe, he's just a fucking lump of fat squelching around the lecture theatre rambling on about APA in his oily British accent.
What time is it now?: 4:22AM
Random:
Is there a person who is on your mind now: Unfortunately, because I just mentioned Sharpe, now I'm actually imagining him as a humongous piece of butter going "squelch, squelch" around LT79 rambling on about APA in his disgusting oily British accent.
Do you have any siblings: 2. With my imaginary sibling, 3.
Do you want children: I don't fucking know. Maybe an accident when there's a broken condom.
Do you smile often: Psychotically, to myself.
Do you like your hand-writing: I love all of my handwriting. ALL. ALLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!
Are your toe nails painted: Painted with what? PAINTED WITH SHIT! Fuck you!!!
Whose bed other than yours would you rather sleep in: I don't fucking care which bed is it, just lemme sleep in a fucking bed and I'm dandy!
What color shirt are you wearing now: Blue.
What were you doing at 7:00 p.m. yesterday: REHEARSING.
I can’t wait till: The performance is finally over.
When did you cry last: Friday.
Are you a friendly person: What do you think, after you've read all of my answers? Of course I am friendly! How can I not be friendly? Right?
Do you have any pets: VONNNDDDDAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY XD
Where is the person you have feelings for right now?: Everywhere?! I have feelings for everyone what. I like you, I have positive feelings. I hate you, I have negative feelings. See?
Did the last person you held hands with mean anything to you now?: Erm, no. It was because my role required me to.
Do you sleep with the TV on?: I haven't had the TV on for more than a month already to begin with.
What are you doing right now?: DOING THIS FUCKING QUIZ!!!
Have you ever crawled through a window?: I think so. I don't quite remember, but given all the dumb things I used to do, I probably have.
Can you handle the truth?: I am the truth.
Are you too forgiving?: I guess so.
Are you closer to your mother or father?: Ah, ask them, not me.
Who was the last person you cried in front of?: Huitian u_u sorry man : (
How many people can you say you’ve really loved?: 1
Have you ever cried because of something someone said to you?: Someone: "YOU SUCK!" Me: *cries*.
If you’re having a bad day, who are you most likely to go to?: Nobody! I go home.
Are you loud or quiet most of the time?: Intermittenly making unintelligible noises.
Are you confident?: Fuck yeah!
5 things I was doing 10 years ago:
1. Chinese dance, ewwwww.
2. Actually being a Top-3-In-Class student.
3. Learning piano (which I have already forgotten)
4. Playing with Barbie dolls (a fragment of childhood which I am very much ashamed of)
5. Reading encyclopaedias for a hobby (I was quite a nerdy kid, sans glasses)
5 things on my to-do list today:
1. SW (Shuttlecock-Whacking) Make-up lesson EW
2. NVP 1 Editing at FCP Room
3. Lunch
4. ???
5. ?????
5 snacks I enjoy:
1. FUCK
2. YOU
3. I
4. DON'T
5. SNACK
5 things I would do if I were a billionaire:
1. Get two fucking big-ass tattoos, one by Chris Garver at Miami Ink, one by Kat von D at High Voltage Tattoo!
2. Buy all sorts of art supplies
3. Buy a small studio
4. Learn music instruments
5. Donate the rest to charity and animal welfare (I'm sure all that I've done so far don't come up to a billion dollars)
5 of my bad habits:
1. Excessive facial scratching
2. "...I don't know..."
3. Swearing (actually it's one of my best habits)
4. Playing with my hair, however short.
5. Falling asleep a lot.
5 places I have lived in:
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5 jobs I’ve had:
1. Never worked,
2. Never knew.
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5 people I tag:
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5. Just do it. I know it hurts you if I don't put your name here. Save yourself the trouble. Just imagined I tagged you, and go and fucking do it.
Rules (are meant to be broken):
1. The rules of the game get posted at the beginning. Fuck you, I POST THEM LAST. HAPPY?!
2. Each player answers the questions about themselves. Fuck you, don't answer for myself, answer for who, my hamster ah?
3. At the end of the post the player then tags 5 people and posts their names, then goes to their blogs and leaves a comment, letting them know they got tagged and to ask them to play and read your blog. Fuck you, I'm not going to do it, those who actually got tagged by me later will not have to do it, from here on, I SHALL CHANGE THE FUCKING RULES. It's just a fucking internet thingofabomb, WHO FUCKING CARES HAHAHAHA BITCH
I'm done! I gotta sleep now!